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  The Conquered

  by compound complex in

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  my escape from a home beloved was of sheer and unqualified necessity.

  my people and i have been overtaken by a scorpion race of alien malefactors whose intent towards us is not one of beneficent intervention, but that of utter conquest.. if it were only the mere subjugation of a weaker species, we might have acquiesced, although begrudgingly.

  however, the terrifying reality enjoined upon us proved to be the conquerors' brusque insistence that their insatiable hungers be satisfied with our quailing flesh.

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  the cows went out to play today sunny, warm the month of may

  they ate and rested in the field they didn't know their fate was sealed

  That was a great twilight zone "to serve man" maybe we're being farmed by energy vampires. The older I get the more disturbing it all seems and I have no answers. I thought for a long time there would be some explanation for our existence but nothing seems to make sense. So since I have some time left to live I escape into my imaginary worlds that I create because this one seems to have been taken over by the mammals, reptilians and the insectivores who are oblivious to their hopeless situation. I'm not sure about the Yetis.
  
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  Humourous reasons to go back

  by usualusername1 in

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  in my stand up comedy routine tonight i want to list humourous reasons why i shd go back to jws.. how about nobody throws parties like jws.. how about jws being at the cutting edge of fashion.. how about it being easier for men to get a date.. any ideas?.

  paul.

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  When we were witnesses each book study was assigned to feed the speaker after the Sunday meeting. Sometimes when we're on our way to a restaurant my husband will say out of the blue "we gotta feed the speaker" and we'll laugh like going to the zoo and feeding the animals. Sometimes there were people who always had a return visit across town and we would drive there and alot of cars would be in the driveway and they'd say looks like they have company it's not a good time. We would drive around all day counting our time and Joe would always have to stop for chicken at 3:00. Thinking back on all the crazy car groups and strange ways makes me laugh anyway.
  
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  fun tv show

  by nancy drew in

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  2. entertainment

  we've been watching a show called people of earth it's hilarious has anyone else seen it?

  it's a comedy about people who have been abducted and meet at a church to talk about it and the portrayals of the greys,the reptilians and the nordics and their issues is classic.

  it's on tbs.

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  We've been watching a show called people of earth it's hilarious has anyone else seen it?

  It's a comedy about people who have been abducted and meet at a church to talk about it and the portrayals of the greys,the reptilians and the nordics and their issues is classic. It's on TBS
  
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  Sneezing in the presence of non-JWs

  by compound complex in

  1. social
  2. humour

  greetings, cold and allergy sufferers:.

  i'm in good health currently, but i do sneeze quite a bit, bringing down the rafters, as one sister exclaimed at the kh.

  apart from that, no jw ever acknowledged my clearing out .

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  The people of earth began to sneeze it sounded like molested bees

  The glaciers all began to rock minutes slipped on the atomic clock

  The solar system wondered if the sneeze would reach the cosmic rift

  There is no need to wonder why it all began with just one guy

  A sneeze so powerful and loud creating it's own cosmic cloud
  
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  The Writers Curse

  by Coded Logic in

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  i've begun to suspect this act - this will - this compulsory muse which i call "writing" is, in fact, the illusion of catharsis.

  like a mirage shimmering far off on the horizon i gaze upon the unreachable waters of a quiescent mind.

  and far too often i've trekked through these shifting sands of unrefined ideas and abrasive conclusions towards that placid falsehood.

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  tick tock tick tock she hammered on the writers block

  and there it sat just like a rock it's secrets she could not unlock

  every night she'd pour a drink that writer's block would start to wink

  her brain would fry with doublethink she felt her thoughts were on the brink

  and then one day to her surprise the writer's block did pulverize

  her thought began to crystallize the room was filled with butterflies

  that's how it works
  
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  Dealing with Loneliness and Social Anxiety

  by NoviceLocs14 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hello, this is my 1st initiated post on this site, so i'm a bit nervous.

  i did search for similar topics on this site, but a lot of them have been inactive for several years, so here goes.... a little background, i was pretty much born in "da twoof", baptized at 17, pioneered for about 6 years, was part of the rbc part time, and was even in the foreign language field for the last 3 years i was a jw.

  so i pretty much had a pretty active social life within the organization due to being part of all of those things.

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  I was not raised a jw so it is a little different for me but you know while I was a jw those people were only my friend as long as the organization told them to be and when I left it told them to not be and that's how they operate. Your just getting your sea legs in the real world and it's different you'll get it and it will be a true place.
  
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  Scheduling Problems

  by compound complex in

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  greetings, orderly and punctual fellow posters:.

  becoming more and more forgetful, i have to write down all my daily tasks and obligations: put out tony's garbage can, on sunday night; feed rover at 3:30 p.m., on monday; look out my studio window between eleven and one o'clock, on thursday, to sign for a parcel, from ups, for my neighbor.. i write out all my daily jobs and appointments on my desk calendar, sticky notes (posted on my door and truck dash), and in my pocket calendar, all in ink.

  i do not own -- what do you call them?

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  sticky note problems wind, rain, weak glue, theft, dogs, cats, coffee, wine, beer, soup, marinara and the list goes on
  
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  Just had to share.

  by Coded Logic in

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  anybody into art out there?

  i was just so blown away by this piece i had to share.. .

  at first i was just like "oh, that's a clever idea".

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  They sat and stared and wondered why the painting had a purple sky

  and in the background on a chair there seemed to sit an angry bear

  a passerby stopped to remark the paintings mood seemed very dark

  but on one seemed to understand what forced the artists gifted hand
  
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  Bible pssssges that are immoral - Lot offering his virgin daughters to be gang raped by homosexual males

  by jambon1 in

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  tell me me more about your just & loving god..

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  What kind of nutjob asks a father to slaughter his son to prove his loyalty and then says just wanted to see if you'd do it.
  
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  International Covention...my elevator ride with head of Bethel and his ass kiss assistant!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  melbourne international convention australia, thousands of watchtower robots and i happened to get in an elevator with viv mouritz one of the main men at bethel.

  he had a young pretty sister who was escorting him around.

  i stood behind them and rocognized him instantly.

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  nancy drew

  You should have looked disgusted and told them to get a room.